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Sunday, April 5, 2009

Jovi Punch: Full Recovery.

Okay. Finally, some good news, against the rampage kidnapping of childhood memories and White Person Identity Theft. Looks like my mixed feelings towards the Footloose can continue undisturbed, because the perfectly chiseled hole that Zac Efron left in the project might already be filled! 

Apparently, Chace Crawford (of Gossip Girl) fame is in the running to replace Efron on Footloose remake. Outstanding. 
 
A canny substitute, if only because if Kevin Bacon was looking to adopt a younger, slightly hotter version of himself, Chace Crawford would be a solid rebound when that too-big-for-his-britches Efron turned him down. 


Seriously, Efron. There is traditionally a K on the end of your name, everyone knows that! Stop acting like you are too good for it, "Zack"! Is this what happens when you get your own board game? Looks like success has, indeed, spoiled Rock Hunter.

So, I breathe a long sigh of relief, which will be quickly replaced with the joyous dread with which I await this remake. I mean, not that I'm familiar with Crawford's work. That would involve watching Gossip Girl, which is most certainly something I do not find myself doing. And definately not every Monday at 8pm (7pm central), including reruns. Nope! Not me! 

2 comments:

Adam Riggio said...

Or perhaps I should say, "Success has spoiled Roc Hunter."

Jillian Butler said...

Sir, I tip my hat to you. WELL-DONE.

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