Nightclubbing, Bright White Clubbing

by Jillian Leigh, Ampersandology

Take that, Dorothy Parker: boys DO make passes on girls who wear glasses! Come, fake little Don Draper, a toast: here's to us, Don! Here's to us and our impossible dreams. you, to live a productive and fulfilling life built on lies, and me....to be a stewardess in 1963.

Hmm, now that I mention it, I think I have that dress in blue...

If you haven't played with this already, and recognize the words "Don Draper" or "Hell's Bells, Trudy," zip thineself over to Mad Men Yourself faster than Abbie Hoffman at a Young Conservatives meeting.