by Jillian Leigh, Ampersandology
Okay, this one is going to be quick. Michael Douglas, aka 1/2 of the star-resembling enigma that is my father, aka Mr. Zeta Jones, aka GORDON EFFING GECKO, is the poster boy of AARP magazine this month. I found the full article online. The interview was likely done in anticipation of the Citizen Kane of our time, Wall Street 2: Money Never Sleeps, which, let's face it, is a hot topic around these parts! ("...for some reason," she finishes sadly).
I am so excited to read this I didn't even check what AARP stands for or anything! I'm sure I probably know, but my excitement cancelled out everything in my short-term memory except the thought of Gordon Gecko's new 2010 catchphrase ("Greed was shortsighted"?). Therefore, let's all work on the assumption that AARP stands for Anon, A Rad Person Magazine. See, my version is two layers, working in beautiful tandem: the 'anon' part makes it classy, and the 'rad' part takes it down low. Not unlike Michael Douglas, my friends. Hey, I just said what everybody was thinking.
Okay, this one is going to be quick. Michael Douglas, aka 1/2 of the star-resembling enigma that is my father, aka Mr. Zeta Jones, aka GORDON EFFING GECKO, is the poster boy of AARP magazine this month. I found the full article online. The interview was likely done in anticipation of the Citizen Kane of our time, Wall Street 2: Money Never Sleeps, which, let's face it, is a hot topic around these parts! ("...for some reason," she finishes sadly).
I am so excited to read this I didn't even check what AARP stands for or anything! I'm sure I probably know, but my excitement cancelled out everything in my short-term memory except the thought of Gordon Gecko's new 2010 catchphrase ("Greed was shortsighted"?). Therefore, let's all work on the assumption that AARP stands for Anon, A Rad Person Magazine. See, my version is two layers, working in beautiful tandem: the 'anon' part makes it classy, and the 'rad' part takes it down low. Not unlike Michael Douglas, my friends. Hey, I just said what everybody was thinking.
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