THIS WEEK IN CYNICTASTROPHE:
Further Proof that We’re Staring into an Intellectual Apocalypse.
THE FACE PALM EDITION!
face palm: The act of slapping your forehead with the palm of your head in exasperation.
LEVEL ONE Face? Meet palm:
A Rothko painting was hung the wrong way round at British musuem. (The Telegraph)
LEVEL TWO Ooh, guys? Get comfortable:
Why do I find the fact that a Baldwin brother wrote a Christian self help book the most disturbing thing about this picture? (Webster's is my Bitch)
LEVEL THREE Actually, you might as well go ahead and settle in for winter:
The world's ugliest dog dies. WHY IS THIS NEWS, PERCHANCE? (CNN)
LEVEL FOUR Just trust me: buy a condo.
"Let's say I just love to shit in the river. That's my pursuit of happiness. I've got a less than desirable pursuit of happiness. I would make sure that I didn't shit upstream of you. You know what I mean. I can't pursue that pursuit of happiness because it would fuck up yours if you're downstream. It's about cause and effect. It's about being cognizant of your cause and effect and altering it so that, not only don't we want anyone to tread on us, we review our treading to make sure we're not treading on anyone else. So, yeah, libertarian, but with a sense of consciousness." —Ted Nugent (Village Voice)
1 comment:
Yeah, Stephen and Alec don't really talk that much anymore. My (relatively) new favourite role model Jack Donaghy is the best Baldwin of all, and he always will be.
I mean, Stephen did Biodome, for fuck's sake. And doesn't even regret it. The man is clearly insane.
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