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Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Besties!





by Jillian Butler, Ampersandology


Wow, Andrew Garfield. After I saw you in The Social Network, I thought we might be able to hang out, maybe get some cookeis and watch American sitcoms together. You know--the things that friends do together. And then I saw this video.



 Good news! You've been promoted to bestie. AND MAYBE MORE. (stay tuned for program details)

Full disclosure: he is also the new Peter Parker. This does not hurt his case. NEPOTISTIC!

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Saturday, September 25, 2010

Marian the Librarian






by Jillian Butler, Ampersandology

This song is so boss. I used to listen to it on repeat in fifth grade, which should give you an idea of the strange delights of my childhood: back then, BRAVO! would run three old movies back to back every weekend, sometimes with a theme. Some weeks it was Westerns, some weeks it was musicals, and some weeks they would do films all starring a certain actor; the fun was in figuring out the connection, because sometimes it was more obscure, like a producer or similar sets of controversy. These weekends became my gateway drug to TCM, and I trusted this anonymous programmer to tell me what to sample as I made my way through classic cinema. So naturally, every week I woke up early to check the tv listings in the paper for what was playing.

One of those films was The Music Man (1962), which while not topping the glory of the previous year's West Side Story, DOES boast this most excellent sequence.



The Music Man (1962)

I'll be honest; if I ever met a librarian named Marian, I would probably woo her. Like, the chances are very good-- I'm no mathematician, but the odds are like 345%. The temptation of all the delicious rhymes and possibilities of bookstack sonatas would be too great, transcending technicalities like "gender."

Highlight: when Robert Preston rhymes "librarian" with "carrion." Genius, folks. We're in the presence of genius.

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Wednesday, May 5, 2010

Today in musical tangents!





by Jillian Butler, Ampersandology

You won't catch a whole lot of music recommendations around these parts, mostly because I like to leave that sort of thing to the professionals. Because despite my famous tradition of dating musicians nigh-exclusively (the more tragically impoverished the better!), I openly attest to knowing nothing about music.

This is my safety net, by the way: it lets me like the Clash alongside that one song by Hilary Duff with next to no irony. So with all that in mind, I have new finds to share, and so begins my likely sole foray into music recommendations.

1. Mountains and Mouths. 
Link: Bruce Peninsula.

First up is Bruce Peninsula, who I would describe as "Native American gospel music by way of Tom Waits.' I know, right? How can you NOT listen after that endorsement? Enjoy!


Bruce Peninsula, "Crabapples"

Go seek them out on their MySpace page.

You know how you sometimes read books about subjects that are completely outside your realm of experience, like Sudanese orphans or Russian despots? Just to see the world from another perspetive? That's why you listen to Bruce Peninsula. I have no idea where this mindscape comes from.

2. The gateway to Mecca is paved with bandwidth. 
Link: 120 Minutes. 

Sadly, I've never known what "alternative" music really was, because since  a young age, all the other stuff in the other sections was alternative to me. It's gotten worse, with age, I'm afraid. The kids with their hippity hop and their beat boxing and their WIFI symphonic...! I fear the radio. And I'm barely a quarter century!

So imagine my glee when I found this archive. 120 Minutes originally aired on MTV from 1989 to roughly 2003, and was THE place to be for alternative music of the day. But then it got canceled. Its loving fans got together to compile this tribute, an itemized collection of every episode, from the featured guests to their playlists. Complete with videos! Interpol! Morcheeba! BLUR!

Their playlists are unbelievable. Don't click on the link until you're ready to say, "Okay, Afternoon, I didn't really want to use you productively, anyway." What makes this site so glorious is that in one click, you can relive the glory of the days when music artists didn't substitute units of currency for the letter S. Is it too much to ask, radio? What the hell happened to picking up an instrument and playing a song?!?

Whoa.

Okay.

So bad news: I just became my father.


3. Adventures in tangent thinking!
Link: Beck has a YouTube channel. 

Beck's The New Pollution. Let's sit down and give it its due. Because it's Beck, and he is always good. Now, let's be honest: I don't have a reason for posting this, other than the following itemized reasons.

a) I want to.

b) My brain looks like this video. Approximately. So basically, what I'm implying is that my thought process translates into a 60s dance collective with sinister overtones. I'm including the frontiersman with the ax (symbolic of my sense of shame) and the German industrial conga line of funk robots (standing in for my idea of love).

c) Someday, Beck and I will live in a deserted schoolhouse in the middle of a field, and we will invite the funk robots to every meal. He'll wear shirts adorned with curtain tassels and do impressive splits at odd times. I will fashion cowboy hats for him and remain alone in the new pollution. It will be a good life.



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Sunday, December 20, 2009

Ideas Worth Spreading.

by Jillian Leigh, Ampersandology



Nowadays, I've been told we have short attention spans. I'm not sure if that refers to the collective or the individual, but it's not hard to suggest that our society was raised by the potent killer hybrid of media, advertising and instant gratification. Stats suggested to me by Google (via Simon Fraser University) puts the average general attention span of a literate human at 10 - 12 minutes.


Ouch. Godot my friend, you are out of luck. 


...okay? If you're still around, and haven't been distracted by a rival website, TV commercial or shiny ball of tinfoil, read on for the latest in short attention chic.

Through curious coincidence, I was recently exposed to Ignite, a little slice of the media pie started in Seattle in 2006 by Brady Forrest and Bre Pettis. The concept? 5 minute talks on an impressive variety of subjects -- from the intricacies on the economy to how to buy a car without being ripped off. And that five minute time span is strict -- each presenter is given a maximum of 20 slides that last no more than 15 seconds.

The enterprise has grown to support Ignite communities and talks popping up in Seattle, Portland, Paris, and NYC. The charm of Ignite is a good idea packaged well -- you can learn a little about a topic you're unfamiliar with in as little as five minutes. They gather people from all sorts of disciplines to

In essence, it's a extremely bite-sized version of the infamous TED talks -- which, if you're not familiar, are a terrific and actually fruitful way to waste an afternoon. TED -- standing for Technology, Entertainment, Design -- is a small non-profit that broadcasts their conferences online, boasting such notable attendees as Al Gore, Bill Gates and James Geary. Their motto slash mission statement? "Ideas worth spreading."

Oh TED, I could write you a love song. TED is a succulent dish of innovative thought, sleek presentation and genuine, passionate intelligence, a dish which tends to make your brain fat and heavy (last month, I was tempted to ban the site for a few weeks while my frontal lobe recovered). Everything you'd like to sample from our great, abstract postmodern menu (ranging from music to science to philosophy to new media) is available -- not in the quick nibbles of Ignite, but more moderate, filling portions. Like an intellectual course of French cuisine.

But then again, most TED talks run a WHOLE 20 MINUTES. This perceived inconvenience (to some) is what makes Ignite a remedy to short attention spans. In truth, Ignite is sort of the Showtime to TED's HBO: most of Ignite's content is built on novelty, digestibility and flash, while the older, more established name of TED is built on reputation, big names and innovation.

But really, at the heart of Ignite beats a pretty great idea. I don't know about other people, but whenever I finished one of these talks, the subject matter usually drives me to acquire more knowledge on the topic. It might be a handy way to retroactively warm minds up to old-fashioned research. And isn't anything that inspires more learning, in any capacity, a really quality enterprise?

I'll leave you with two samples from each: from Ignite, we have Jeff Veen, a designer, on my favourite old axiom: Pablo Picasso's "Good artists borrow, great artists steal."  Worth noting: the concept of the "cargo culture." Fascinating.




And from TED, James Geary on that old human language standby: the metaphor. 






And hey, just for kicks, my old flame Dave Eggers, on literacy, tutoring and children. As a former tutor and current writer/English lover, this almost made me emote. Hey. I said almost.


Tuesday, December 1, 2009

Trailers can be re-cut, so trailers can LIE.


by Jillian Leigh, Ampersandology


Looking up fake trailers on YouTube is a worthwhile pastime fun, but it sure can eat up your time! In the interest of the public good, I smoked out the creme of the crop. But less for the "public good" and more more because I didn't want to go all Sophie's Choice and pick my favorite. 


Here's the only thing I want you to take away from this: CONTEXT IS EVERYTHING. 








Full disclosure: I have already watched the following trailer five times today, and have no plans to abandon what I see as a worthy pursuit. In addition: PRINCIPAL FIREBUSH.






Man, would I ever watch 10 Things I Hate About Commandments.  Also: Yul Brynner can put the i in my king anytime.

Wait. That came out wrong. OR DID IT?

Oh whatever. He's outstanding, you see, is the real thesis of my thinking here. I had more puns but then I got discouraged.



Sunday, October 18, 2009

Kinetic Typography: A Crash Course




by Jillian Leigh, Ampersandology


Kinetic typography is something of a pet hobby of mine. I'm currently trying to figure out Adobe AfterEffects in an effort to produce my own, but she's an unwilling coquette at the best of times (which, much like life, only makes me want her more. AfterEffects, you shameless minx). Kinetic typography is defined as: 




1 : the art and technique of expression with animated text. 
2 : breathing life into all I hold dear : art 


Kinetic typography is all over the place, but we rarely notice it--it's in movie trailers, credit sequences, commericals, and, most importantly, ON YOUTUBE. The day I discovered this truly fascinating art was a day the kinetic typography consumed like a magnificent, extremely localized fire. It meets my criteria for being cluctch art by observing: 


1) the glory of esoteric appeal. 
2) the need to master an obscure and mostly useless set of skills
3) the widely inapplicable nature to 95% of my day.


Ooh, but baby, the 5% it does apply to? We live it up like kings, baby. Like kings on vacation.


For funsies, I gathered up my favourite examples.  A lot of these are examples done in design school, which of course inspired me for a good thirty two seconds to get myself enrolled in design school, and but quick. Thirty two seconds, y'all. That's a long time for a whim to last. It almost convinced me. Honestly, I spell out dialogue in my head anyway, so this brings with it a soothing logic for me. 


Fight Club: Chemical Burn



There Will Be Blood: Drainage



Dexter: Tonight's the Night



Pulp Fiction: They Speak English in What?



Chapter 7: Chuck Palahniuk's Choke



Ad for AMC - Full Metal Jacket



I Love NY



Vancouver Film School: A Lesson in Typography (because how could I not?)





Go dive into the glorious depths of YouTube: can you find something more clutch? 

Monday, October 12, 2009

Treat me like your mother.





by Jillian Leigh, Ampersandology


Happy Thanksgiving everyone! 


And what am I thankful for today? Among other things, this video for The Dead Weather's "Treat Me Like Your Mother," which usually becomes the wackest four minutes and thirty seven seconds of my day every time I watch it.  





I am digging this sound.

Saturday, February 14, 2009

OMG. Has the White House Been READING MY DIARY?


I KNEW IT. 

Remember back when Bush was president and things were really bad, but you could always watch the West Wing, and pretend, at least for a few hours, that Martin Sheen was president? The show is off the air now, but one of the characters is now in the real White House: Bradley Whitford's character, Deputy Chief of Staff Josh Lyman, was based on Rahm Emanuel, back when he was special adviser to the Clintons.
Congrats, Brad Whitford. Your character's perpetual spot on my top five list (a spot that guaranteed me making the joke "I'd like to be the Chief of HIS staff" at least once) just got threatened by your real-life White House counterpart. Usher in the House of Rahm!


Fig. 1



APPARENTLY THE SAME PERSON AS...

Fig. 2
Can't you tell by the moody, Sorkin-esque lighting?!?! And the sexy authoritative stance, playful yet disciplined? 

Fact: NUMBERS DON'T LIE.

As far as I'm concerned, Obama just got himself re-elected.  

Thursday, February 5, 2009

Judge. Jury. Executioner.

My anticipation of the upcoming Watchmen is tempered with cautious retraint; I've been burned by comic book adaptations one time too many (X-Men: The Last Stand, ARE YOUR EARS BURNING? Good, that's because I lit them on fire. Jerk!). With each new trailer, it seems more and more like your standard, "slow-mo walking, look mournfully toward the heavens" kind of superhero pic, and I get sad, and consider writing Alan Moore to tell him he had the right idea. 

However. 

This video, depicting a PSA about the Keene Act, forced me to get my geek on and yes, GET HAPPY. I can now say that I am officially "anticipating" Watchmen. STAY TUNED for the next exciting installment of me passing judgement on movies I haven't seen! 



If you don't know what this refers you, stop reading. Go buy Watchmen. Read it. What, you think you're too cool for school? Well, I've got newsflash for you, Walter Cronkite. YOU AREN'T. You are nothing without your robot car-- NOTHING. 
 

Thursday, November 13, 2008

Internet Killed the Publishing Star



"You know what a newspaper's news desk is like? It's like the emergency room at a hospital, or a military system. Both organizations are very goal-oriented, and both are very hard to change." 

Arthur Sulzberger




Is print dying?

 It’s a question guaranteed to send chills down the spines of bibliophiles, English students and tiny British men with half-moon glasses everywhere. It’s a question we avoid, as well, as it approaches something close to blasphemy. How dare someone suggest that the holy medium that’s served us well enough for the past half-millennium (give or take a revolution) could be outgrown? PHILISTINES! ON THE SIDEWALK! Someone get the broom so I can get those damn kids off my lawn.

 But seriously, guys: Advertising Age gives print five years. Fast Company mag says 20. The Times Online is a little kinder, saying that while it’s not dying, print is certainly looking at a face lift. But Arthur Sulzberger, chairman of the New York Times, seems to have the funeral home on his speed dial: asked by Haaretz whether the Times will still be around in five years, he replied, “I really don't know whether we'll be printing the Times in five years, and you know what? I don't care, either."

In Sulzberger’s defense, he seems to think the decision is out of his hands. He’s concentrating on the move to a web-based existence (not a crazy plan: the Times print edition has 1.1 million subscribers—the online edition has 1.5). To that point, I remember the rumblings of the Wall Street Journal getting their social networking on and it was like the Walls of Jericho had finally toppled. Once the giants start waking up, then it’s finally time to ask the tough question. Print: dead in the water or thriving under pressure?

Like most questions worth asking, I don’t think the answer is straightforward.

If we slip into the rather simple pursuit of seeing knowledge as a linkable, downloadable commodity (something I’m starting to see with these awful e-Books…QUESTION! If I kill everyone who thinks they’re a good idea, will they go away?), then it’s online reading for the win. Also, it’s The Matrix, which is…well, it’s awesome, quite frankly.

If knowledge is going to remain a personal engagement and an intellectual election, then print has the advantage. As a cerebral notion, print travels with you, long lasting in the physical space but probably longer still in the mind space where intellect and emotion meet. (That’s where Don Draper lives! …for me anyway. Aaaaaand we’re back to fake people. Though, to be fair, it’s likely we never left)

 But in these modern times, when everything we consume, from breakfast cereals to leisure time, comes with its own up-sell, ‘tactile satisfaction’ doesn’t seem terribly persuasive. At least on the surface. The chief benefits, superficially, that drive print’s advantage look like something approaching nostalgia.

AHA! But wait—there’s more. There’s always more. 

Consisting of so much more time, effort and cost, print is automatically granted legitimacy upon existence. Sort of like a Kennedy, I guess. It’s an important sticking point in an era of cost-free blogging and user-generated content that could quite actually come from anywhere: while The New Yorker still has deliciously high standards for its publication (Anthony Lane’s endorsement of Unforgiven not withstanding), any yahoo with an internet connection can compose their own ten page treatise on how the moon landing was staged in their back yard. The internet is in danger of becoming a bloated kind of honor system that no one really follows.  

But that tactile thing---it’s not just a superficial thing. The eye reads differently on the page, allowing for more thoughtful, patient digressions. Try folding up your desktop and taking it with you on the ride to work. You can read the entire paper, but you can’t close the last page on Wikipedia (though my brother seems hell bent on trying). The joy of seeing a glossy Vanity Fair spread recreating classic Hitchcock scenes is considerably negated when—well, when it’s not glossy. And if all else fails, damn it, they make impressive, low-cost coffee table decorations.

That being said—I’m no purist. I love online reading. What can I say? I’m a proud peg in the Cold Y Generation—fuelled by latent memories of oppression, I am prepared to eat information for all three meals. Advertisers, take heed: I am a prime demographic! I can go for hours reading online—I am one shameless, blog-hopping, link-chasing intertart. 

 In short, the internet reads your mind, offering related links, top stories and any number of suggestions you may find on your own. It’s interactive, albeit at a rather base level, making you a participant in your own edification. And outbound linking means that no reference—cultural, socio-economic, political or otherwise—can ever go over someone’s head again: obscurity will see its magnificent heyday! Just link to Wikipedia or About.com and let the reader pick up their own slack. Used properly, online words create the most beautiful love-in for the English language I’ve ever seen, an endless loop of information sharing and a slice of creation for everyone in our common existence.

When the Christian Science Monitor announced a few weeks ago that it was dismantling its daily print format in favor of a web-based version and scaling back their print services to a weekly, I’m pretty sure that long mournful wail heard collectively around the world was the publishing industry falling to its knees. The first nationally circulated newspaper to replace its daily print edition with its website, this change in Christian Science Monitor was one of those century-long holdouts that seemed to signal the end of something important. But it’s not as scary as it seems: adaptation doesn’t mean failure. There’d still be the weekly version, as well as online. They did what they had to do to stay within the changing scope of the modern word, and they did without abolishing print.

In truth, I think the dangerous thing comes from comparing the two mediums, which is kind of hilarious because that’s exactly what I’m doing. But for serious: they’re complementary, but they’re not the same. When it comes to which is superior, it’s not either/or. It’s when/how. Contrary to popular belief, video didn’t kill the radio star. They got along in the end, once they learned how they fit together. Besides, the system was hurting for a little strange. 

Thursday, November 6, 2008

This Day in History: November 6th, 1928

This Day in History 
November 6th, 1928

The New York Times begins flashing headlines to pedestrians outside its offices at 1 Times Square, using an electronic news strip that wraps around the fourth floor of the building.

The Motograph News Bulletin  extended 380 feet around the Times Tower and, with a band 5-feet tall, the moving letters were visible from a distance of several city blocks.

When it comes to iconic New York images, you won’t get very far without this one in your vocabulary. The Motograph New Bulletin (‘zipper’ on the street) is one those brilliant signifiers for our modern age to which we, as a culture, probably don’t pay much attention. It’s faded now, like a memory you haven’t thought about in a while, smothered by brighter, louder cultural cues (I’m thinking the Hollywood sign, the rest of Times Square, or even the sneaking reality of Google as a verb).

But what it really did, to me, is provide a gorgeous little platform that news could be delved out to the passerby, keeping them tied to information in a time where you most likely had to seek it out. It’s easy to take it for granted, when our billboards have video and Times Square comes equipped with a massive television screen that packages our world into tidy, two and a half minute clips.

 That’s why it’s so charming, so communal, so enduring. Because chances are, no matter what you were reading, you weren’t the only one. My God, it was probably our first gasp of social media. Yeah, you heard me: Facebook owes a lot to the zipper. You can cull history from the headlines that have been announced here: the Stock Market Crash, the first man on the moon, Nixon’s resignation. How many, I wonder, found out about President Roosevelt’s death standing on Fifth Avenue surrounded by his fellow Americans?

 It’s been the lynchpin of so many cultural short-hands: the sight of the bigger than life text winding around 1 Times Square. I can’t even count how many of those adorable little headlines have shown up in movies, television, and print over the years, telegraphing a central plot point or another. My own favorite, of course, is the announcement of Gone With the Wind’s 1939 premiere, which I remember really well, for some reason…oh yeah. I’m a freak. 

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

This combines everything that's wrong in the world with everything that's right.

My God. It's like a fever, but I cannot stop watching this. Hitting play is as natural as going home.



I don't even watch Gossip Girl. WHAT? I DON'T. Shut up. 

"Communication would be so easier without all these words."



THIS WEEK IN CYNICTASTROPHE:

Further Proof that We’re Staring into an Intellectual Apocalypse.




 1. Yes, you know what? I really, really needed my mayonnaise to come complete with streaming video. Thanks. A bunch. Now I won’t have to think at all at the grocery store; the loudest jar will decide for me.  

 2. Yay! Now with the click of a button, I can own a Porsche too! This must be what Dr. Abraham Washington meant when he talked about the American Dream.

 3.. The Right Wing gets cannibalistic. The real news: people are surprised.

4. NBC, defying such time-honored traditions as ‘logic’ and ‘taste,’ chooses to sign on for a full season of its low-rated, wretchedly reviewed Knight Rider. See, because they’re always looking out for the little guy.  

and…

 5. Microsoft’s smarmily defensive “I’m a PC” ads were – wait for it—created on Mac computers. And on the day when the words ‘lack of forethought’ were redefined, I simply stood in awe and watched.

 

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

The four horsemen brought Jager! ROCK!


THIS WEEK IN CYNICTASTROPHE:

Further Proof that We’re Staring into an Intellectual Apocalypse.




1. The entire staff of the Canadian Oxford Dictionary has been laid off due to declining sales.

2. The Fox Reality show “Hole in the Wall,” wherein people in metallic suits try to fit through a shape in an approaching Styrofoam wall would be enough to herald the end. But the fact that the show is already a hit in Japan, Argentina, Australia, Brazil, China, Colombia, Denmark, Germany, Hong Kong, India, Israel, Malaysia, Mexico, Russia, Sweden and Britain? CEMENTS IT.

3. Aaron Sorkin—creator of Sports Night, The West Wing and the much aligned but appreciated by me Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip—has signed on to a new movie. It is a film about Facebook. I’ll let that sink in. Sorkin. Facebook. Linked together for eternity in the annals of IMDb.

4. David Mamet makes Redbelt. I swear to God, I thought I was being punked. Chiwetel Ejiofor is in it. And Tim Allen. Let me reiterate: Chiwetel Ejiofor and Tim Allen. In the same movie. A movie by David Mamet. And it is a movie about, and I quote, “a self-defense instructor who imparts upon his students the skills to survive on the street.” The reason I broke that into so many sentences is because I cannot bear for it to all be in the one. 

5. Beverly Hills Chihuahua is number one at the Box Office. For the second weekend in a row.

and...

6. White people, in the ultimate act of irony, have added Stuff White People Like to the hypothetical list of stuff that white people like. 

 

Friday, October 10, 2008

"I thought this was a party. LET'S DANCE!"



I'm conflicted. 

On the one hand, this is another in a lost, confusing list of movies being remade that don't need it. The original Footloose is perfection realized in a damp, cut-off sweatshirt and skinny jeans. The abandoned warehouse scene alone...oh, it is perfect cinema. From the angry, regret-tinged insertion of music into the tape deck to the reedy strains of Moving Picture's seminal hit blaring through the air as Ren throws down his Coke in disgust (OOH! BAD-ASS!), beginning a dance sequence many have called the GREATEST THING EVAH OMG. Or, just me. 

On the other hand: 

1. Zac Efron amuses the bejesus out of me. This could be disaster on an epic, carwreck drive by neck-craning scale, or it could be the horrible dance movie I know he can make.  

2. A whole new generation of rebellious teens could learn about the healing power of music AND dance! When it comes to pain and suffering, don't feel it: DANCE IT. That advice got me through some real tough years...but in the fake version of my life where I'm a character in a John Hughes movie. 

3. Holy crap, now I'm salivating thinking of the cast. Who will play Willard? Ariel? Oh my God: WHO WILL PLAY REV. MOORE? This could be the role Bruce Campbell has been waiting for. 

Wow. I think I'm on board.

Well. In any case. Until my fears are either confirmed or dispelled, this is the only real remake of Footloose I'll be acknowledging for a while:

Tuesday, October 7, 2008

He Sleeps on a Bed of Money


What, what's that I hear?

Don Draper to Host Saturday Night Live?

To paraphrase Michael Corleone, just when I'm out, they pull me back in again.

Not that me and Saturday Night Live were ever what you'd call 'tight'—it flits back and forth between being
irreverent and irrelevant in my day to day life. The SNL Digital Shorts made up for a solid two year gap during which I really, didn't think about it at all. 

But then they go and do this, knowing full well that the siren song* of Don Draper is one I not only succumb to, but would record in MP3 format so it can go on my iPod later. YAY! TEMPTATION WEARS A GREY FLANNEL SUIT!

*Siren song of Don Draper REPRESENT! I imagine it would sound something like a late Nina Simone rip off, with Don's spoken word poem overlaid:

 

Love is something
Men like me
Invented to sell oven cleaner.
Automotives. Washer/dryer sets. 

Move forward, it will shock you,
That none of this ever happened.
By the way

There is no tomorrow.
There's barely a today.
And for crying out loud—
Tip your waitress. It's embarrassing. 


Sunday, October 5, 2008

The Forefathers of Ego Pop

I have new evidence to suspect that Franz Ferdinand were not, as I intitally believed, the first time-travellers from the ultra-mod future. I've since discovered what I now regard as the first mega-hip prophets from the future, assaulting us with the truth and complexity of their ego pop message.

The Honeycombs. June 1964. "Have I the Right?"


OUTSTANDING.

Tuesday, June 24, 2008

MY HEAD JUST EXPLODED.





...with the little...BOW TIE! And the...smiiiiles! Boys, SETTLE DOWN and stop being AWESOME!

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